1) When I was 16 I had my first boyfriend, he was 20 and lived just up the street at the college.

I used to leave my bedroom window open so that he could climb in late at night when my parents were asleep.

So, we were having basic missionary sex on my little cheetah print twin bed..
On top of the covers, so we were totally exposed.

I heard my doorknob start to turn.
It was almost in slow motion, as I saw my dad's hand reach in my door and start fumbling around for the light switch....

We just froze. Naked.

The light went on and I just closed my eyes as tight as I could, and winced, as if I was about to get a beating.

Suddenly the light went off!! I heard my dad breathing at the door for a second, and then his voice boomed, "Get your clothes on and get your asses out here"

My dad chewed us out, but was surprisingly understanding- too understanding, if you ask me-
The reoccurring theme of the lecture was "I was young once"

I have never been able to watch a sex scene in a movie with my dad since. I always awkwardly excuse myself when one starts.